{"id":1644,"date":"2025-04-29T18:25:00","date_gmt":"2025-04-29T18:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/?p=1644"},"modified":"2025-08-06T18:27:14","modified_gmt":"2025-08-06T18:27:14","slug":"fired-over-a-cheeseburger-photo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/?p=1644","title":{"rendered":"Fired Over a Cheeseburger Photo"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

In last night’s dream the manager for the Town of Saint George Maine<\/a> asked me to get him a photo of a cheeseburger. I said I would. I started looking at royalty free stock images of burgers, but citizens came in and needed help, so I helped them first, thinking the photo of a cheeseburger could wait. He came back and said “Where’s my cheeseburger photo?” I said “I haven’t found a good one yet, and I had to wait on people, so I’m still looking.” He looked disgusted, took out his phone, and said to the phone “Get me a picture of a cheeseburger.” Immediately his phone started making all kinds of noises as cheeseburger alerts started going off. He said “If my staff of a phone can find me a cheeseburger photo this fast, how come you can’t?” And I said “Just because you found photos on the web doesn’t mean you can just use them. I was looking for a royalty free photo you could commercially use.” And he said “I don’t need it for anything professional, I just want to post it in a note.” And as I started to explain that I didn’t know that, and thought he wanted to use it on the web or in town materials, he leaned over to assistant manager Tara Elwell<\/a> and started discussing my termination. Then I woke up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In last night’s dream the manager for the Town of Saint George Maine asked me to get him a photo of a cheeseburger. I said I would. I started looking at royalty free stock images of burgers, but citizens came in and needed help, so I helped them first, thinking the photo of a cheeseburger … [Read more…]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-brhythm","4":"post-1644","6":"format-standard","7":"category-crazy-dreams"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1644","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1644"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1644\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1645,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1644\/revisions\/1645"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}