{"id":286,"date":"2009-04-18T08:22:47","date_gmt":"2009-04-18T13:22:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/wordpress\/?p=286"},"modified":"2009-04-18T08:22:47","modified_gmt":"2009-04-18T13:22:47","slug":"pizza-delivery-dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/?p=286","title":{"rendered":"Pizza Delivery Dreams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the dream, I was in the parking lot of the Rockland AutoZone. For some reason, they were advertising some family pizza special from Snappy&#8217;s. I called Susan, and asked if she wanted me to pick up some pizza. She said she did, and that she was at my sister&#8217;s. She asked that, if Lisa wanted something, would I be willing to pick it up. I said &#8220;Sure.&#8221; I left it for her to call them and place the order.<\/p>\n<p>Fifteen minutes or so elapse. I&#8217;m cleaning the trash out of my car. The Snappy&#8217;s guy shows up with the order. He hands me a bag with about four 2-liter bottles of soda in it. I figured &#8220;Wow, Lisa really <em>did<\/em> want something!&#8221; I&#8217;m putting the sodas in the back of my station wagon, and the guy pulls the pizza out of the car. I can see the guy eyeing my car visually measuring the width of my doors. He&#8217;s holding three or four <em>huge <\/em>pizzas. He&#8217;s handing them to me, and they&#8217;re super heavy! &#8220;I hope you&#8217;ve got a way to get these in your car. And I hope you have a way to pay for all this.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How much is the tab?&#8221; I ask.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;About $70,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t have that kind of cash on me,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, I think I&#8217;ll need to take those back then,&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You want to re-load those back into your car?&#8221; I asked. &#8220;Look, I bank at the credit union, and that&#8217;s right down the road. Why don&#8217;t you follow me there, and I&#8217;ll get some cash out of the ATM?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He agreed. Then I woke up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the dream, I was in the parking lot of the Rockland AutoZone. For some reason, they were advertising some family pizza special from Snappy&#8217;s. I called Susan, and asked if she wanted me to pick up some pizza. She said she did, and that she was at my sister&#8217;s. She asked that, if Lisa &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/?p=286\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-brhythm","4":"post-286","6":"format-standard","7":"category-crazy-dreams"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}