{"id":290,"date":"2009-04-21T06:52:16","date_gmt":"2009-04-21T11:52:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/wordpress\/?p=290"},"modified":"2009-04-21T06:52:16","modified_gmt":"2009-04-21T11:52:16","slug":"susans-mi-5-a-few-days-late","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/?p=290","title":{"rendered":"Susan&#8217;s MI-5, a Few Days Late"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Susan says: <em>The rules are simple: You MUST pick one of the choices. You can explain your answer in more detail if you wish.<br \/>\nWould you rather:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1. Be able to stop time while you slept, OR Never have to do laundry?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003366;\">I would rather stop time. If time stopped while I was sleeping, I&#8217;d have eight extra hours in my day. I certainly don&#8217;t spend eight hours doing laundry. Heck, if time stopped, I could do the laundry, iron, fold it, and put it away, and still come out ahead hours wise. I like this idea!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>2. Hit every red light for the rest of your life, OR always be wrong?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003366;\">I hate being wrong. I&#8217;ll take the lights.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>3. Be debt free (except for your house), OR eleven years ahead of schedule on your mortgage?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003366;\">I&#8217;m already mostly debt free, so I&#8217;ll take the eleven years ahead on the mortgage.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>4. Always take a cold shower OR sleep an hour less than you need to be fully rested?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003366;\">I think I&#8217;ll opt for the shower. That only lasts a few minutes. I&#8217;ll endure a few minutes of cold to get that extra hour of sleep!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>5. Always have to say everything on your mind OR never speak again?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003366;\">I&#8217;d rather not speak. Some of the stuff that runs through my mind is pretty depraved, and I&#8217;d rather not say it out loud. I&#8217;d rather control my tongue, and have to write everything to communicate.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Susan says: The rules are simple: You MUST pick one of the choices. You can explain your answer in more detail if you wish. Would you rather: 1. Be able to stop time while you slept, OR Never have to do laundry? I would rather stop time. If time stopped while I was sleeping, I&#8217;d &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/?p=290\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-brhythm","4":"post-290","6":"format-standard","7":"category-the-mi-5"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}