{"id":387,"date":"2009-07-13T07:04:40","date_gmt":"2009-07-13T12:04:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/wordpress\/?p=387"},"modified":"2009-07-13T07:04:40","modified_gmt":"2009-07-13T12:04:40","slug":"more-devil-dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/?p=387","title":{"rendered":"More Devil Dreams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not the first time I&#8217;ve dreamed of the Devil. Heck, it&#8217;s only been a <a href=\"http:\/\/lng.853.mytemp.website\/wordpress\/?p=373\">few weeks since my last one<\/a>! I don&#8217;t remember all the details. Susan and I were moving (or helping someone move) out of a very old mansion. The house was possessed by, you guessed it, Satan.\u00a0 My job was to keep him at bay until we could move out. I remember I had two very old <a href=\"http:\/\/www.greatsite.com\/images\/rarebooks\/greatbible-cal.jpg\">pulpit Bibles<\/a> I carried around with me everywhere. Satan wanted them for some particular reason. I remember a scene in the courtyard where the Devil was giving a &#8220;pep talk&#8221; to some of the locals. As he was talking, he was slowly turning from a human form into his more natural &#8220;devil&#8221; look. And, I remember having him trapped at one point in a room. He turned into a frog and escaped down a hole used for a heating pipe. I went one floor below, and found a <a href=\"http:\/\/static.howstuffworks.com\/gif\/voodoo-11.jpg\">Haitian looking woman<\/a> packing. I asked who she was, and she replied she was a servant helping us pack. I said &#8220;Or perhaps you&#8217;re the devil in human form!&#8221; She said she wasn&#8217;t, but that she had noticed the smell of brimstone in the room a few moments before. I went into the next room, and found the Devil over there.\u00a0 That&#8217;s all I remember.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not the first time I&#8217;ve dreamed of the Devil. Heck, it&#8217;s only been a few weeks since my last one! I don&#8217;t remember all the details. Susan and I were moving (or helping someone move) out of a very old mansion. The house was possessed by, you guessed it, Satan.\u00a0 My job was to &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/?p=387\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-brhythm","4":"post-387","6":"format-standard","7":"category-crazy-dreams"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}