{"id":457,"date":"2009-12-14T07:52:09","date_gmt":"2009-12-14T11:52:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/wordpress\/?p=457"},"modified":"2009-12-14T07:52:09","modified_gmt":"2009-12-14T11:52:09","slug":"dreaming-of-laserdiscs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/?p=457","title":{"rendered":"Dreaming of Laserdiscs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream last night that I was in a music shop. In the shop, they also had quite a few used laserdiscs. As a guy who still has a LD player, and as a guy who likes a bargain, I was checking tem out. Most of them were &#8220;slasher&#8221; movies: scantilly clad women running away from some gruesome killer. (One of them had the tagline &#8220;Like sex and murder? This is the movie for you!&#8221;) Not being into those kinds of movies, I kept looking. There wasn&#8217;t anything really good. I did find a copy of &#8220;Splash.&#8221; It was pretty beat up. At first, I thought &#8220;No, it wasn&#8217;t THAT good a movie.&#8221; Then I thought &#8220;Well, it DOES have Tom Hanks.&#8221; I pulled the beat-up jacket out of the bin, and the price tag read &#8220;$11.00, Rare.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I looked at the clerk, my facial expressions reading &#8220;$11, are you kidding?&#8221; She understood my look, and said &#8220;According to the guidebook, that&#8217;s what it&#8217;s worth.&#8221; I thought to myself &#8220;Good luck selling that at &#8216;book value'&#8221; and put it back in the bin.<\/p>\n<p>The clerk then held up a very large LD box. &#8220;Here&#8217;s the Jayne Mansfield box set: 80 laserdiscs, every movie she ever made. Interested?&#8221; I wasn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all I remember. Well, there was a part about me buying a restored candy green Jeep, but I don&#8217;t remember how that tied in. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream last night that I was in a music shop. In the shop, they also had quite a few used laserdiscs. As a guy who still has a LD player, and as a guy who likes a bargain, I was checking tem out. Most of them were &#8220;slasher&#8221; movies: scantilly clad women &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/?p=457\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-brhythm","4":"post-457","6":"format-standard","7":"category-crazy-dreams"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/billyrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}