1. Please don’t tell anyone about that time at the fairground between you, me, the carnie, and our high-school superintendent.
2. Can you watch my kids and let Susan and I sleep in in the morning?
3. The color of the Microsoft 7 “blue screen of death” makes me want to stop friggin’ with operating systems, and go to reliable ol’ XP!
4. I have a craving for a cinnamon bun.
5. If my life had a pause button, I’d pause it frequently.
6. Eyes are the round things in your head that shouldn‘t be found anywhere else, like the floor, or on the end of a knife, or in a jar.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to playing a gig after two weekends off, tomorrow my plans include perhaps a surprise outing with Julia (don’t tell!) and Sunday, I want to do something nice for someone!