Janet says: “Last week, Anonymous left this comment: “*sighs* The last two of these have sucked royally…I love this thing, but now I’m having to go back in the archives and find ones that aren’t totally ridiculous and moronic…“. This week, I’m dedicating #1 to Anonymous :-)”
1. Anonymous… That’s the name people use on the Internet when they’re not brave enough to use their real name.
2. Riding my scooter is a total trip!
3. Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, and let me waterboard you while picking your pocket and playing the Barney theme song over and over. (Of course, I say all this in love, bless his heart.)
4. Warmer weather that allows me to ride my scooter is what I look forward to most about Spring.
5. Who needs therapy when Prozac will soon be available over the counter!
6. Cadbury Mini-Eggs MUST go into the Easter Basket!
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to roasted duck legs, tomorrow my plans include house shopping with my mom, and Sunday, I want to take a nap after Easter dinner at Ma’s house!