Friday Fill-Ins

Friday Fill-In #124

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1. If we had no winter then we’d have nothing to drive the tourists out of Maine!

2. Some of my customers are a perpetual astonishment.

3. If I had my life to live over I’d spend more time kissing Susan.

4. I’m praying daughter Julia gets well inside of four and twenty hours.

5. If you’ve never been thrilled by a cowboy in bleu cheese pants, well, you just haven’t, um, well, nevermind.

6. To be interested in the changing seasons all you have to do is come to Maine. (Just be sure to leave before winter sets in!)

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to surprising Susan with a gift, tomorrow my plans include gigging in Bangor and Sunday, I want to have a smooth billing day at the office, and then celebrate Susan’s birthday!

Friday Fill In #123

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1. Apples are to oranges as banana cream pie is to Hervé Villechaize.

2. I had a dream last night about Madonna, and that’s all I have to say about that.

3. I think I hear the sound of rattling pans.

4. When playing touch football, you don’t try to tackle the man with the ball; you try and grab his flag.

5. Do what you want to do, but that’s really what I want to do–’cause I want to make you happy.

6. There, on my lawn, was a giant polar bear; and behind him was a Radio Flyer wagon; in the wagon was a bucket filled with seal meat pizzas and Coca Cola.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to gigging with Groove Machine, tomorrow my plans include gigging with Three Button Deluxe, and Sunday, I want to celebrate Mothers’ Day with some good food on the grill!

Friday Fill In #122

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1. The first rule of working in an office and getting along is make sure the boss has coffee before you say anthing.

2. The strips come from what part of the clams. (?)

3. When I think of carnivals I think of that time the clown asked my father-in-law to come out into the ring, and then did this crazy dance routine to Whitney Houston’s “Run to You” with him and a treadmill.

4. Daffodils my favorite spring flower.

5. Things on my desk include a iPod touch, a picture of my wife, a clock, and a 1958 Western Electric phone.

6. Chinese food makes me wanna sleep.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to a gig in Rockland, tomorrow my plans include a gig in Brooklin, and Sunday, I want to play a gig in New Hampshire!

Friday Fill In #120

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1. Join me in The Pledge of Allegience.

2. Put a little joy in your day!

3. Happiness is to know the Savior, living a life within his favor, making a change in my behavior, happiness is the Lord.

4. It had been 41 days since I entered the woods for what was supposed to be an afternoon rabbit hunting trip; I left the woods 18 pounds lighter, befuddled, and confused.

5. I’m waiting for Godot’s brother, Philip.

6. Kentucky Fried Chicken is hard to resist.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to getting home from my gig, tomorrow my plans include taking some brush to the dump, and Sunday, I want to have such an awesome day that people at church say “Man, that Bill looks really happy instead of that sourpuss he’s looked like the last few weeks!”

Friday Fill In #119

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Janet says: “Last week, Anonymous left this comment: “*sighs* The last two of these have sucked royally…I love this thing, but now I’m having to go back in the archives and find ones that aren’t totally ridiculous and moronic…“. This week, I’m dedicating #1 to Anonymous :-)”

1. Anonymous… That’s the name people use on the Internet when they’re not brave enough to use their real name.

2. Riding my scooter is a total trip!

3. Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, and let me waterboard you while picking your pocket and playing the Barney theme song over and over. (Of course, I say all this in love, bless his heart.)

4. Warmer weather that allows me to ride my scooter is what I look forward to most about Spring.

5. Who needs therapy when Prozac will soon be available over the counter!

6. Cadbury Mini-Eggs MUST go into the Easter Basket!

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to roasted duck legs, tomorrow my plans include house shopping with my mom, and Sunday, I want to take a nap after Easter dinner at Ma’s house!