1. All you need is two eggs, a little milk or water, some shredded cheese, salt and pepper, a little butter, and a hot pan, and I can make you a killer omelet.
2.On occasion, listening to the comedy station on my XM radio fills me with laughter.
3. Each generation, as it grows up, wants to do better than their parents. I wonder if my kids will be able to do it, or will they spend to much time, effort, and money cleaning up our mess.
4. Children who are old enough to speak in full sentences but insist on speaking “baby talk” is something I have a hard time dealing with.
5. A trip to that special island with Susan is what I need.
6. When you see an elephant is about to poop on you, you cover your head and you get back.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to being home with my family, tomorrow my plans include a freebie gig to help seniors with heating bills, and Sunday, I want to sing with the church choir!
You know, I can make beef wellington, homemade lasagna, a killer carrot cake but I have YET to be able to make an omlete! Grrr!
As far as #3, I think they’ll be cleaning up THE GOVERNMENT’S mess!
And the baby talk — OMG! I SO know what you mean!
BWA HA HA HA HA… #6 was HILARIOUS… OMG that is just beyond creative!
Good luck at your gig. I hope it’s very successful!
In your #3 and #7, I can say you’re a family oriented.
Keep it up! Happy Easter!
I worry about number 3 too. Have a great weekend! Happy Easter!
I would like one of those omelets please!!!