Friday Fill In #181

1. On weekdays, I’m usually about to hit the shower around 6:58.
2. It was the reason, of course, that the entire house fell in; it appears removing that lally column wasn’t such a hot idea.
3. Driving around late at night dressed as a ninja and standing in graveyards waiting for someone to show up so I can jump out and scream is something I no longer feel the need to do.
4. I have another errand to run, then maybe I’ll be able to hit the hay.
5. I have absolutely no idea where your batman underpants are! Nor do I have a clue where your shoes are, or your Eyeore …just go find it
6. What were once vices are now the ok thing to do–heck, elicit drug use is even accepted in presidents now.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to playing a gig with Steelin’ Thunder, tomorrow my plans include a Father’s Day hike with my kids and a wedding gig, and Sunday, I want to enjoy Father’s Day at my in-law’s house!

The Profitability of Bankruptcy

At work, I’m the guy who deals with accounts payable. I’m the guy that gets the letters from the bankruptcy court that says: “This person is filing for bankruptcy. How much do they owe you?” I then tell them the relatively small amounts that are owed. Then, I’ll get a letter back, saying (in a sense) “The debtor can pay this much. He owes a metric butt ton to these other people. They’re going to get a pittance payment. You’re getting nothing.”

Today, I received a follow up letter regarding a business that went belly up. They owe my company $266.00. Though nothing is final, I’m sure I won’t see a penny of this. The follow up letter is letting me know of an upcoming meeting. The accounts for the company are asking for a shade under $409,000! The attorneys are asking for $575,000! And we’ll get nothing. I wonder how much the attorneys and accountants “wrote off” for this company…